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Jack Schaap Demonstrates How To Polish A Shaft

Jack Schaap Demonstrates How To Polish A Shaft

00:07--00:10 AH AH AH AH AH AH, shut up, it's in good hands, I know what I'm doing

Joe: I don't know what he's doing

00:11 OH OH THAT HURTS OH OH GOD SO TIRED OH GOD I DIDN'T WANT TO LOSE HER OH GOD

Chuck: ... Guys? Uhhh

Matt: Yeah, what the

Joe: Was this in the homily

Matt: I... God.

Chuck: Well at least it's...

Joe: I can't look away

Emma: And he's doing it wrong too.

Chuck: Candace?

Emma: Back here

00:36 I see an opportunity 'here yeah so do I well God is here beautiful wife

Matt: Is anybody following this

Emma: Something about a beautiful wife?

Chuck: That's... worrying

Joe: Them heeby jeebies

Emma: Mm mm, it's a cold shower for me later

Chuck: Maybe it's about how Jesus is our rod?

Matt: Why the stare. Why the stare

Joe: Maybe he's drawing attention away from a stain on his tie, or something

Emma: That is a charitable interpretation

Chuck: He's going to poke his eyes out. Very Christlike

Matt: Somebody say something

Joe: *AHEM*

...

Emma: Nope.

Matt: Louder

Joe: *fake sneeze*

Chuck: I don't want to wear white anymore you guys

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